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Witchcraft in Georgia

From the Gwinnett [County, GA] Daily Post and the continuing saga of the woman who filed the complaint to have the Harry Potter books removed from school libraries because they promote witchcraft, come these tidbits*: “I want to protect children from evil, not fill their minds with it,” Mallory said. “The ‘Harry Potter’ books teach […]

Posted on April 21, 2006 at 15.17 by jns · Permalink · 4 Comments
In: All, Plus Ca Change..., Splenetics

Becoming the Worst President?

Some time back, I happened to write* that, in my opinion, it is the current president's destiny to be The Worst President Ever. I would claim extraordinary prescience, except that it's such a bloomin' obvious prediction. However, I'm please to discover# that Rolling Stone magazine has jumped on board with "The Worst President in History? […]

Posted on April 19, 2006 at 23.50 by jns · Permalink · 3 Comments
In: All, Eureka!, Splenetics

Love the Warrior, Hate the War

Representative John Murtha quotes one of my favorites: As President Theodore Roosevelt said, "To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." [Rep. John Murtha, "It's Not […]

Posted on April 14, 2006 at 16.43 by jns · Permalink · Leave a comment
In: All, Splenetics

Ol'-Time Religion

Finally, the new Pope sets about reminding us of all those things we didn't like about the Catholic Church but hadn't thought much about for awhile: THE Pope will deliver a blistering attack on the “satanic” mores of modern society today, warning against an “inane apologia of evil” that is in danger of destroying humanity. […]

Posted on April 14, 2006 at 14.57 by jns · Permalink · Leave a comment
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Fast-Growing Leeches

Why is it that so many continue to believe the propaganda of the oil companies, the drug companies, and the insurance companies when 1) they tell us that times are hard and they can barely make any profit; and 2) they post incredible profits and are the fastest growing industries? BusinessWeek in a recent cover […]

Posted on April 6, 2006 at 14.05 by jns · Permalink · 2 Comments
In: All, Splenetics

Today's Word: Vaffanculo

As Radical Russ reminds us, with a lovely photo-montage featuring the images of Republican leaders, the Republicans are the Party of Fuck You ("PoFY"?), or — to use our new vocabularly word, taught to us by that black-robed man with gravitas: Justice Scalia — the Vaffanculo Party. The name itself is redolent for its constant […]

Posted on March 31, 2006 at 14.48 by jns · Permalink · One Comment
In: All, Splenetics

New Hampshire Still Sane

Pockets of sanity still exist in the midst of fundamentalist hysteria: CONCORD, N.H. –The New Hampshire House voted overwhelmingly Tuesday against a proposed amendment to the state constitution to ban gay marriage. The late afternoon vote was 207-125. [Associated Press, "House votes down proposed amendment to ban gay marriage", Boston Globe, 21 March 2006.]

Posted on March 22, 2006 at 13.37 by jns · Permalink · Leave a comment
In: All, Splenetics

Feeling Green

Ahh, St. Patrick's Day, when everyone is Irish — except, of coure, gay people. Fortunately, the Hibernians have kept the annual St. Pat's Day Parade in New York City pure and safe for straight-only Irish people. Phew. Could have been trouble, too, since, as the parade chairman pointed out, gays are just as dangerous as […]

Posted on March 17, 2006 at 19.14 by jns · Permalink · 2 Comments
In: All, Splenetics

Noir Politics

It's been awhile* since I've managed to read Deb Price's column in the Detroit News; shame on me. This latest piece, "Dems treat gays to 'Throwback Mountain' " (Detroit News, 13 March 2006) is a useful reminder of one of those things we know but sometimes forget in the heat of the political campaigns: that […]

Posted on March 15, 2006 at 16.54 by jns · Permalink · 4 Comments
In: All, Plus Ca Change..., Splenetics

Bush Cries Wolf!

Today we're hearing the very, very exciting news from the Bush League that the War On Terror is working.* We were concerned there for awhile. It seems that they just discovered that we thwarted — no doubt by using illegal surveillance techniques — a horrible, 9/11-style attack on a tall building in LA whose correct […]

Posted on February 9, 2006 at 20.10 by jns · Permalink · One Comment
In: All, Plus Ca Change..., Splenetics

Loose Lips Are Often Funny

There were amusing quotations that have come from the testimony of Attorney General Gonzales before a congressional committee about Bush's self-admittedly unwarranted and illegal surveillance of US citizens. "Our enemy is listening, and I cannot help but wonder if they aren't shaking their heads in amazement at the thought that anyone would imperil such a […]

Posted on February 7, 2006 at 13.43 by jns · Permalink · One Comment
In: All, Laughing Matters, Splenetics

The State of the President

Oh dear — I haven't been paying attention to the rules. According to Susie Bright When you publish a blog, you are obligated to write a scathing opinion the day after the President makes a State of Union speech. You have to prove you stayed awake— although it's hardly likely. I didn't even watch it. […]

Posted on February 3, 2006 at 22.33 by jns · Permalink · Leave a comment
In: All, Splenetics

Homo Irony

You may remember from not long ago the story about the arrest in Oklahoma of one "Reverend" Lonnie Latham, a fundamentalist, homophobic minister who was picked up on soliciting charges after he asked an undercover cop back to his place for oral sex. He claimed he just wanted to give "pastoral comfort" to conflicted homosexuals. […]

Posted on February 2, 2006 at 12.36 by jns · Permalink · One Comment
In: All, Splenetics

All In Perspective

From a report about Exxon's latest record earnings*, this extraordinary statement For the full year, net income surged to $5.71 per share from $3.89 per share in 2004. Annual revenue grew to $371 billion from $298.04 billion. To put that into perspective, Exxon's revenue for the year exceeded Saudi Arabia's estimated 2005 gross domestic product […]

Posted on February 1, 2006 at 18.46 by jns · Permalink · One Comment
In: All, It's Only Rocket Science, Splenetics

Washington State on Gay Rights

We got the news last Friday that the State of Washington finally passed some gay-rights legislation that has been pending since forever. This is the same bill that lost last year by one vote, which loss was thought to be spurred by Microsoft's taking its support away from the bill — and that action was […]

Posted on January 30, 2006 at 15.03 by jns · Permalink · Leave a comment
In: All, Plus Ca Change..., Splenetics

Who Owns What in America

Nancy Pelosi, current Democratic leader of the House of Representatives, published an op-ed this weekend in The Washington Post, calling for wider sharing of classified information between the White House and Congress as a means to better oversight by the Congress of intelligence-gathering activities understaken by the White House. This, of course, in light of […]

Posted on January 17, 2006 at 00.26 by jns · Permalink · One Comment
In: All, Plus Ca Change..., Splenetics

The Religious Lifestyle

Via Misty at Shakespeare's Sister, I've read the interesting news that the University of California is denying credit for some courses taught at a "Christian" High School. Skipping entirely over whatever merits there may be to the suit brought by the high school — for my money they're a bunch of cry-baby fundamentalists — I […]

Posted on January 13, 2006 at 16.57 by jns · Permalink · 2 Comments
In: All, Splenetics

Indescribable Gay Sex

Pam at Pam's House Blend ("Out Mag: "Is Alabama really the worst place to be a gay person in Bush's America?") quoted Out Magazine quoting former-judge Roy Moore, the Ten-Commandment-Lover of Alabama: Alabama’s highest judicial officer declared homosexuality “abhorrent, immoral, detestable, a crime against nature.” Gay sex, he wrote, is “an act so heinous that […]

Posted on January 12, 2006 at 18.47 by jns · Permalink · One Comment
In: All, Splenetics, Writing

Nixon-Like Quagmires

I am rather enjoying reading accounts of the unravelling of the Bush Felonious Wiretapping Scandal, and find myself wondering, of the following, which is the more invidious comparison to become current for the administration: Calling the elective war in Iraq "another Vietnam quagmire"; or Callig Bush's escapades "Nixon-like"? Either would seem to me to be […]

Posted on January 9, 2006 at 15.11 by jns · Permalink · One Comment
In: All, Splenetics

Vote "No" on 2 in TX

Welp, those Texans are out to show how much they dislike gay people again with a proposition on their fall ballot to reserve "marriage" for mixed couples, and the "no" people and the "yes" people are setting out to see who can spend the most on emotionally appealing television commercials. I particularly liked this moment […]

Posted on October 13, 2005 at 17.17 by jns · Permalink · Leave a comment
In: All, Splenetics