One Spray Fits All

Der Spiegel Online has good news on the sex-technology front (although it's not quite teledildonics):

Good news for men whose penises are either so large or so small that they can't find a condom to fit them: A German inventor has come up with a sprayed-to-measure system that should ensure a snug fit for even the most unusual sizes.

A German condom expert has developed a "spray-on condom" system in the form of a pump that squirts out liquid latex through a multitude of nozzles that cover the erect member with a latex sheath in a matter of seconds.

["German Invents 'Spray-On' Condom to Fit All Sizes", Spiegel Online, 20 November 2007.]

They go on to describe the device invented by Jan Vinzenz Krause, director of the Institute for Condom Consultancy. It is a small unit with a chamber into which one inserts the erect member that needs protecting. There ensues a hissing sound while latex is sprayed on in red, green, yellow, or transparent — but not flavored. In 20 to 30 seconds — Krause hopes to reduce that time to increase spontaneity — the latex is dry and the custom-fit condom is ready to go.

(The article described the device as working a "a bit like a car wash", but I wasn't convinced that the analogy really helped that much with the imagery.)

[Via Box Turtle Bulletin]

Posted on November 22, 2007 at 22.35 by jns · Permalink
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  1. Written by Bill Morrison
    on Thursday, 22 November 2007 at 22.54
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    And how is it removed? Or is it like, say, a permanent wave, that lasts and lasts until it finally sort of fades away?

  2. Written by jns
    on Thursday, 22 November 2007 at 23.56
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    It's a good thing you asked, Bill, since I forgot to mention that it is apparently removed in the usual way when it is no longer needed, suggesting that it fits snugly as befits its spray-on nature, but that it doesn't stick. [Ouch!]

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