Breast Implants for Jesus
Personally, if I were a fundamentalist, god-fearing christian fearing the fundamentalist god, I'd believe that said god created all of creation for the benefit and happiness of good, god-fearing christians on the earth, provided they loved Jesus. Now, among those creations would most definitely be silicon — just look at computers!
Now, if some fundamentalist, god-fearing christian woman wanted to put god's gift of silicon where it would be right next to her heart with breast implants, well, that's like having jesus right next to her heart, and what could be more beautiful than that?
Now, if someone went to all that trouble out of her love for jesus, wouldn't she want to share that love of jesus with lots of other fundamentalist, god-fearing christians who love jesus?
I'm sure you can see by this point that photographs might be part of the picture [!] and that exposing one's breasts in photographs is just a heart-felt way of showing one's love for jesus and sharing the good news.
That's what I'd think.
On the other hand, I'm merely an atheistic, homosexual pornographer. Nevertheless, I still think that sharing photographs of oneself naked is a good thing although, if I were on the receiving end, I'd prefer something other than Carrie Prejean's jesus-enhanced boobs (see the "atheistic, homosexual pornographer" remark and concentrate on the "homo" part.)
Also, as an atheistic, homosexual pornographer I am firmly convinced that such things as photographs displaying the wonders of creation and the love of jesus can help people discover that sex and sexual desire are wholesome, natural parts of every day life, and therefore a good thing to be encouraged.
However, I am not head of the Miss California organization, nor am I the head of a notorious hate group that opposes marriage equality for same-sex couples, nor am I a social conservative who reveres beautiful, inarticulate but god-fearing women who look good in bikinis and machine guns.
Those people, I fear, may use different criteria in their judgement. Could be a tough call for Joe the Plumber.
Alas.