The Homosexual Agenda
I have, for more years than I can remember, been part of the Homosexual Agenda; I can even remember back more than 20 years when it was the militant homosexual agenda. I don't think we were ever very clear at the time just what was on the homosexual agenda — lists have surfaced from time to time, but it was clear that they never came directly from homo headquarters — but it sure sounded like fun.
We had lots of fun, too, scaring fundamentalists with claims about the homosexual agenda as a way of 1) trying to keep them confused about something that didn't exist but that was their greatest nightmare; and 2) trying to maintain our own sanity in the face of inexplicable hatred, one of those if-you-don't-laugh-you'll-cry sorts of things.
But now I have right here a very authoritative statement about the "Homosexual Agenda" from an authoritative thinker in a position of great authority and power:
In his [Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia] dissent in Lawrence v. Texas, the sodomy case, he wrote, "Today's opinion is the product of a Court which is the product of a law-profession culture, that has largely signed on to the so-called homosexual agenda, by which I mean the agenda promoted by some homosexual activists directed at eliminating the moral opprobrium that has traditionally attached to homosexual conduct."
[Quotation via skacktivist via the New Yorker.]
So there we have it. I'm not so sure it was worth waiting for, either. The quest on the part of militant homosexual activists everywhere (at least, "some" of them) that has terrorized upstanding, moral, normal people for decades: the desire to eliminate "the moral opprobrium that has traditionally attached to homosexual conduct". Pretty terrifying, if you ask me, and definitely worth shredding the constitution for.
I wonder which agenda is being promoted by those other homosexual activists, the ones not trying to eliminate society's opprobrium? Maybe I'll give that one a try: it's got to be more interesting than the one I've been working on for so long.