Husbands and Husbands
In this very short, very cute video (via Joe.My.God), a young boy learns about "husbands and husbands" for the very first time.
He's so traumatized by the experience that he says "You must love each other very much — I'm going to play ping-pong now — You can play too, if you want to." Alas, another child unprotected from same-sex marriage who doesn't really give a hoot anyway.
[YouTube link for those who don't see the embedded player.]