Doesn't It Look Like A…?
I didn't even know these were the results we'd been waiting for (until someone — who it was escapes me now — pointed it out), but now that they're here we can all be happy. It reminds me a bit of my college art teacher to whom everything with curvey lines was "vaginal", everything with straight lines was "phallic"; on alternate days he either seemed obsessive or correct.*
I think it likely that you won't want to miss the "b3ta Phallic Logo Awards" which, oddly enough, are about just what they say they are about. Fascinating.
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* So, for some reason, I'm put in mind of three notorious quotations of Max Vasilatos, a fellow denizen of the usenet newsgroup "soc.motss"**, well over a decade ago:
- So the bartender sez, "whaddaya have, young man?"
So I sez, "A vagina. I have a vagina." - It's not that I don't like penises. It's just that I don't like them on men.
- Dress for success: wear a white penis.
Oh! Oh! And while we're on the subject, here was the magic phrase that the women claimed was guaranteed to, um, unstiffen the resolve of over-aggressive men; simply point and exclaim: "Oh, isn't that cute! It looks exactly like a penis, only smaller!"
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** Okay, and while we're on the subject (briefly) of "soc.motss", my favorite from the "Best Pick-Up Lines" contest:
Shall I call you for breakfast, or just nudge you?
In: All, Raised Eyebrows Dept., The Art of Conversation