Give Me a Sign….
Not that long ago, Isaac came home with word that the letters on the illuminated sign outside a church he passes on the way to his commuter-train stop had been rearranged to read "My Clits Wet Is Yours?". Loads of good, clean fun, although we notice that recent advances in church-sign technology have given us programmable displays that make tampering much more difficult. Ultimately, being an atheist, I'm convinced that God has a well-developed sense of humor, even if church fathers don't.
So, what's a person to do? Herewith a reference to a website, the "Church Sign Generator" (thanks to the ever curious Tottyland), with which I suspect my friends will have entirely too much fun.
Also, as shown, what may be my all-time favorite bit of old-timey religious wisdom. I will refrain from making further remarks using the words "kneel", "devotion", or "praise".