Beard of the Week
In a nice post* about how "pro-life" really means "anti-sex", Shakespeare's Sister quotes someone quoting someone as saying that "contraception encourages [among other things] sexual deviance (like homosexuality)." Oddly, the logical leap isn't nearly so far as one might imagine, given the premises.
First off, this does come as a bit of a surprise to me, since I wasn't aware that my homosexual longings could be traced to the existence of contraceptive … devices or drugs isn't clear. This probably proves it, though: I have so deeply repressed contraceptive encouragement of my deviance that I no longer even remember its influence.
Second, I encourage contraception because I encourage anything that encourages sexual deviance like homosexuality. It's all part of the total recruitment strategy to the homosexual lifestyle (which, in many cases, we see simply as deprogramming hard-core Christians from the brainwashing they got as youth in their fundamentalist sects).
Like beards, it's all part of the recruitment strategy. Like so many fashion trends that begin among gay men, the current fashion for facial hair seems to have originated with my favorite gay subculture: bears. How much consternation could I cause by circulating the rumor that facial hair is really a secret signalling method in the homosexual demi-monde, different beard styles indicating different tastes for different specific deviatiant practices? Not that it is, of course; I'm just asking.
The truth can now be told: my real agenda here with the Beard of the Week is to encourage sexual deviance, like homosexuality. Go forth and deviate!
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*Shakespeare's Sister, 'Breaking News: “Pro-Life” really means “Anti-Sex”', 8 May 2006.
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I welcome comments -- even dissent -- but I will delete without notice irrelevant, rude, psychotic, or incomprehensible comments, particularly those that I deem homophobic, unless they are amusing. The same goes for commercial comments and trackbacks. Sorry, but it's my blog and my decisions are final.
on Monday, 8 May 2006 at 23.47
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I can go along with the proposition that contraception might facilitate sexual activities people have decided they want to have. But deviant activities?
It seems to me the actvities that people critical of contraception have problems with are the very activities they deem to be deviant. Interestingly, these activities require no contraception.
As far as encouraging homosexuality, that makes about as much sense as saying ownership of a .38 cal. revolver encourages bank robbery.
Really, Jeff, I wouldn't bother with the prattle of people steeped in this nonsense. Their opinions are fixed for all time and worth about what you paid for them, ahem. Life's too short and all that.
on Friday, 13 July 2007 at 15.38
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I really enjoyed this blog. Though most of my friends are straight, several of them have beards. I've forwarded your blog to many of them and had a lot of fun with it.