Were Dinosaurs Gay?
The question comes about in my mind after reading about concerns at the zoo in Bremen, Germany over their three gay penguin-couples. (I'm reading the story at 365gay.com.) It seems that the zoo is going to separate the couples (who fooled zoo-keepers for a year apparently by acting all traditionally husband-and-wifey), and then introduce imported females (foreign penguin-tarts obtained from penguin-slave traders?) to the queer ones in turn until they "take". As reported:
Even [zoo director] Kueck is skeptical it will work in her penguins. But, she said that the attempt has the support of the European Endangered Species Program because the penguins, which are native to South America, are an endangered species.
Living proof that gay-penguin marriage will lead to the extinction of the species!
It is now my firm belief that dinosaurs, notably flamboyant in size and fashion accessories (just consider that stegosaurus), must have evolved into predominantly homosexual individuals who over indulged in living a gay-dinosaur lifestyle, which quickly led to their sudden extinction.
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