Pnk-Pistol-Totin' Dykes

Here's one for the Will Rogers scrapbook — file under "you can't make this stuff up".

Do you lie awake at nights worried about violent, roving gangs of pink-pistol-totin' lesbians out to recruit your ten-year old daughters? Neither do I. However, some people with over-heated imaginations apparently do.

I suspect that merely giving you the title of this report by Susy Buchanan and David Holthouse of the Southern Poverty Law Center gives you about all the information you need: "The Oh-Really Factor : Fox News' Bill O'Reilly offers up an 'expert' to claim that pink pistol-packing lesbian gangs are terrorizing the nation".

Well, almost all. The pistols are allegedly 9-mm Glocks, painted pink.

Posted on July 7, 2007 at 17.54 by jns · Permalink
In: All, Laughing Matters, Will Rogers Moments

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  1. Written by S.W. Anderson
    on Sunday, 8 July 2007 at 02.38
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    O'Reilly is shocked — shocked! — at the depravity. Lewd harrassing phone calls to unwilling staff assistants are OK, though.

    The guy's got loofa for brains.

    As for lesbian gangs running amok, that sounds like subject matter for one of those summer comedy movies aimed at snickering 13-year-olds.

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